Did you sleep well, sir? Did you sleep at all? You really should sleep, you know. Did you have a good read? Would you like a cup of freshly boiled morning cyber-tea?

We do hope you’re satisfied with your tea, and please, do not hesitate to inquire if you would like a light cyber-breakfast. We are here only to serve, sir, and we are proud to do so.

With the outmost respect,
your collective staff.