Why? WHY?! It’s not fair dammit! Television floods over with bad shows about people trying to date amid stupid twists, and people getting surgery and makeovers and people surviving on stupid islands. We’re drowning in stupid sit-coms, rehashing the same old formulas. We get to watch inane game shows!

But “The Pretender”? Was cancelled.

Cancelled.

We’ll never know what happens to Jarod in the end. We never get to know if the Centre gets what’s coming to them. We’ll never know the true significance of Edna Raines humming that song.

And also, Andrea Parker was fantastic.

Now I’m depressed.

This is your fault, Loki!